As I said in an earlier post, most of the people in GWTW and in the real world are unpredictable and difficult to figure out, like a calculus problem. On the other hand, very few people are dependable and true on all times and in all occasions, but Melly and Belle are as predictable as a times table. You need a doggone graphing calculator to figure out what Rhett is going to do and when/why he's going to do it, but we know that Belle is always going to support him without blinking. Melly and Belle are lovely women, but the squeaky wheel gets the grease and nobody ever writes a blockbuster, world-beating novel about lovely, nice women. There's a reason why allposters.com has 108 posters of Eleanor Roosevelt and 2,017 of Marilyn Monroe, but I'd rather be friends with Eleanor Roosevelt all the same.
Anyway, this Chapter is mostly exposition. We get an update on Ashley's condition (he's going to be fine, although he lost a lot of blood), and Melly thanks Belle for helping out during that morning's court testimony. Hmmmm. Then Belle slips and tells Melly that she (Belle) also has a son, which--
No, stop.
We've been through this, y'all. I'm not going to diagram this whole thing out for you again because I'm tired and I've already worked 60 hours at my regular job this week. But listen, we're not getting anywhere like this. Once and for all, Belle's son is not Rhett's son. It can't be. If we can go back to math for a minute, let's just be clear that 2 + 2 in this case does not equal four. 2 + 2 is probably closer to 9 in this case than four, which is to say that Belle having a son and Rhett being a guardian of a child doesn't mean that they are the parents of said child. It just means there's a whole hell of a lot more to the story that we don't know about. So it's like 2 + 2 + (unknown amount)= ???. And anybody who tells you otherwise is grasping at straws. Trust me.
He is not the father.
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