Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Chapter 23 (Part 1): "It looked and sounded like the end of the world."

Chapter 23 picks up moments after chapter 22 closes, and we find our girl Scarlett wearily lighting lamps and eating "half a pone of hard corn bread in the skillet" while she waits for Prissy (and Rhett).  It's "steamingly hot" in the house and...isn't it amazing how MM uses little moments of sensory awareness in this chapter to drive home Scarlett's thoughts and feelings in this section of the book? I'm sitting in air-conditioned comfort at the moment, but I'm fully engaged in Scarlett's experiences because MM takes the time to describe tiny details that add veracity to the scene.  I've never had a "pone" of corn bread in my life, but I swear I can taste the greasy, buttery, crumbly starchy mess in my mouth even as I type on this computer.  She also finds some hominy and....

Is hominy the same thing as regular grits? Anybody know?  Weirdly enough, I had grits for breakfast this morning (instant and delicious!), but somehow I doubt MM is describing the bacon-flavored, (over) processed packet of calorie-laden goodness I digested along with my regular daily ration of turkey bacon and CBS News at 7AM, but I could be wrong.  Wikipedia seems to think that the difference lies in treatment of the corn meal, but I don't know.  Anyway, I tend to think of myself as a yankee most of the time, but most true Yankees I've met in life (New Englanders and people who went to private liberal arts colleges in small towns because they liked the "setting") are scared to death of grits and cornbread.  So maybe I'm not such a dyed-in-the-wool Yankee after all.

Okay, that's enough about grits and breakfast food. Although if you have any good recipes for red eye gravy please pass them along in the comments section.  I've been reading about red eye gravy for my whole life, but I've never tasted it!

Now that the situation is no longer hot and Melanie has had her baby, Scarlett can relax a little bit.  And  because she's Scarlett "relaxation" basically just means "it's time to be mean to Melly." Scarlett keeps most of her frustration with Melly locked inside and almost everybody misunderstands her relationships to Ashley's wife, but the reader knows the truth.  Scarlett hates Melly and can barely tolerate her sister-in-law most of the time, but fate and circumstances keep bringing them together and isn't that always the way? The co-worker you hate the most will always be assigned to your projects, you'll run into your arch enemy every day on the train platform, the guy who dumped you will always pop up as a possible friend connection on your social network.  That's life, and while it's kind of funny that Scarlett can never get away from Melanie I don't think the coincidences that keep bringing them together are all that contrived, really.

Anyway, Scarlett knows she should go back upstairs to help Melly and look after her, "but the idea of returning to that room where she had spent so any nightmare hours was repulsive to her."  So she stays downstairs instead, finishing her grits and cornbread, regaining her strength, and waiting for Prissy and Rhett to emerge from the darkness.  And then--

There's a roar and Scarlett sees a fire somewhere and "her brain swirled with confusion and panic so overpowering she clung to the window sill for support." And that's a wonderful sentence, a real gem that I haven't really appreciated until just now.  MM has been throwing new experiences at Scarlett for a long while now, and at this moment Scarlett's senses become over-whelemed and over-stimulated.  But instead of merely stopping at the "swirl" and "confusion and panic" MM has Scarlett physically explode in a way that mirrors the explosion in the center of town.  The poor girl is so overcome and exhausted by the day's events and surprised by the roar that she almost falls out the window!

And then Prissy finally returns.

Scarlett assumes that the Yankees are burning the town, but Prissy exposits that the explosions are actually the result of the CSA burning ammo as they retreat out of town.   MM is masterful here because Scarlett's disinterest in the events of the broader war or military strategy have kept all the actions of the grays and blues almost totally away from the focus of the novel.  Therefore, the reader assumes the same things that Scarlett assumes, and we are just as surprised as Scarlett to learn that the inferno was caused by the confederates.  Of course, most people living in Atlanta in the 1930's were probably very familiar with the history of the Battle of Atlanta and Sherman's March to the Sea, but I certainly wasn't too intimate with the details the first time I read GWTW.  I'm a Civil War buff, but I certainly assumed that Sherman burned Atlanta to the ground as soon as he took control of the city.  But I was wrong. And so is Scarlett.

Anyway, Prissy finds Rhett "in a bahroom" on Decatur street, one of the bars that Scarlett probably passed earlier on her way back from the hospital no doubt.

Hang on a second, though.  I get that Rhett is a non-combatant, but how in the hell is he able to just hang around drinking shots at a bar when the town is in the process of being invaded? He's explained a little earlier in the book that he's staying in Atlanta because he wants to experience a siege and won't be harmed because he's not in the military, but why is he so sure about his safety? Rhett might not have considered himself a threat to the North, but that doesn't necessarily mean the North doesn't consider him a threat to them, does it? Bottom line, Rhett Butler is an able-bodied southern man between the ages of 16 and 60, and the Billy Sherman I've read about would have locked him away almost instantly.

But anyway, although Prissy's recollection of her conversation with Rhett is basically one long, hilarious excited utterance, she does a great job of painting a picture of the scene as it unfolded.  And the most striking image that emerges is that Rhett Butler thinks everything Prissy tells him is hi-la-ri-ous.  He laughs when he tells Prissy the army took his horse and carriage, and he laughs when he tells Prissy to run home, after he explains that he will steal a horse for Scarlett because he's got lots of experience doing it, apparently ("Ah done stole hawses befo' dis night," Prissy relates).

After I finished GWTW the first time I decided that laughter was Rhett's "tell." He's normally pretty good at keeping his face frozen and keeping his emotions hidden, but he laughs during the strangest times, and I initially assumed this was MM's way of showing us how emotionally affected he actually was deep down in his soul.  But now that I'm a little older, I'm not really so sure.

Maybe he really does think all of this is funny?  Maybe he's not really jeering or being sarcastic or cynical.  Maybe he really does think all of this is amusing.  And it kind of is, come to think of it.  The fall of the south is heartbreaking for many of the characters, but Rhett is the ultimate realist so perhaps he's giggling with delight at the demise of his homeland.

Or maybe he's got some sort of inappropriate laughter mania syndrome?

Anyway, Rhett eventually pulls up in a "small wagon." And:

He came into view and the light of the lamp showed him plainly." 


  • His clothing: "debonair as if he were going to a ball." Like, why in the world is he wearing a white suit at a time like this? It's not even summer, Rhett! It's hot and we get that, but the fashion police should arrest him for his crimes! But then again, the fashion police probably retreated along with the army...
  • His hat:  a "wide Panama hat was set dashingly on one side of his head..." 
  • His weapons:  "in the belt of his trousers were thrust two ivory-handled, long-barreled dueling pistols." And "the pockets of his coat sagged heavily with ammunition." 
All of which...I mean, what the hell was he planning? I get that Southern men like to be armed at all times (2nd amendment and everything), but if the Yankees are absolutely nothing to worry about and this is all so hilarious, why in the hell did he roll over to Scarlett's house armed to the teeth like that? The easy explanation is that Rhett was planning on protecting Scarlett and the gang from the looters and not Yankees, but--maybe we're supposed to think he was already planning on joining the CSA by the time he arrives at Aunt Pitty's house?  He's not exactly dressed for a military enlistment, but perhaps the idea was already at the back of his mind at this point?  

Anyway, Rhett is totally excited by everything that's happening. As a matter of fact, "there was a carefully restrained ferocity in his dark face, a ruthlessness which would have frightened [Scarlett] had she the wits to see it." 

Rhett jokes around with Scarlett and tells her he made the trip out there just to see where she was planning on going, but the reader knows he's lying--even if Scarlett is too frantic to see through his words.  He went through a lot of trouble to steal a horse, and he's grabbed two pistols and stuffed his pockets full of ammunition, so I don't really buy his explanation of coming out there on a curiosity jaunt.  

Scarlett wants to go home, but Rhett ain't having it.  He's all: "You can't go to Tara. Even if you got there, you'd probably find it burned down. I won't let you go home. It's insanity." And Scarlett is all: "I will go home! I'll kill you if you try and stop me!" 

They did a great job with this scene in the movie, I think.  VL does a great job of being hysterical, and CG does a wonderful job of being amused and comforting.  No kidding, the Planet Hollywood restaurant on Peachtree Street in downtown Atlanta used to have one of the white suits CG used during the filming of the burning of Atlanta scenes right in the front foyer of the restaurant. I used to go in there and eat terrible chocolate cake for like $12 per slice, just so I could stare at Rhett Butler's clothes. I hated the food, but a week's worth of allowance seemed like a small price to pay for the experience.  

Monday, July 8, 2013

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Sunday, July 7, 2013

Chapter 22: What to expect when your sister-in-law is expecting....and the Yankees are coming

As I said before, I don't know anything about childbirth.

But I know something about hot weather, long afternoons, and "lazy insolent flies." I don't like animals or insects as a rule and I hate being hot, so MM's description of the interior of Melly's room at the beginning of chapter 22 really drives home the horror of that sticky day when Atlanta fell and Scarlett was forced to stay there and help her "frenemy" deliver her baby.

Scarlett is sweating, Melly is sweating, Prissy is sweating, the Yankees are coming, and nobody can leave the room until the baby is born.  I like to think of myself as pretty brave, and I think I have a great deal of physical courage.  But I haven't had kids yet, and I'm frankly terrified about the process of having a baby. As a matter of fact, a relative of mine recently had a baby and I visited her in the hospital not too long after the delivery.  I tried to keep a stiff upper lip, but I was terrified just listening to her discuss the whole process.  I realize that Scarlett has already been a mother for some time by this point in the story and is therefore not as freaked out by childbirth as I am at the current time, but labor was dangerous back then. Dangerous and messy and Melly had a very difficult time pushing little Beau out. I probably would have abandoned Melly and rushed out to Decatur street to get drunk right away, and it/s a testament to Scarlett's strength--and some latent goodness in her character--that she stays at her post like a good little soldier and helps Melly.

Scarlett is usually described as a selfish character, but during the middle of the novel she certainly displays a great deal of strength and reliability, doesn't she? Melly Wilkes is one of the most popular women in Atlanta, but every other woman in the town has abandoned these two young girls at the time when they need help the most.  All those friends and neighbors have taken flight to safer pastures, but Scarlett stayed and now Scarlett is the one who is required to sit there and suffer along with Melly because they don't know where else to turn for help and "every friend had failed her."

Incredibly, eventually "it was all over.  Melanie was not dead and the small baby boy who made noises like a young kitten," is getting his first bath by nightfall.  According to the interweb, sunrise in Atlanta on September 1st is at 7:12AM and sunset occurs on that date at 8:03PM. Melly Wilkes has been in labor since before dawn and Scarlett emerges into black darkness when it's all over, and I think it's safe to assume that Melly was therefore in labor for 13 or 14 hours.  NPR says the average first-time mother takes about 6.5 hours to deliver her first child, so through the magic of lazy research we see that Melly was in labor for about twice the average amount of time.  Mix in the heat and the Yankee approach, plus the fact that Scarlett and Prissy have absolutely no idea what in the hell they are doing and...

Yeah, Melly's a real trooper, isn't she?

But incredibly, MM doesn't actually recount every single detail of Melly's labor.  I personally would have chosen to describe this all in a linear fashion, going hour-by-hour in order to bleed out every last bit of emotion from this pathetic circumstance, but MM decides to skip the event itself and gives us a recap of everything that happened while also using it as an opportunity for Scarlett to grouse about Prissy some more.  And this is one of my all-time favorite paragraphs in the book, and one of the funniest collection of sentences I've ever read:

"From the shadows, Scarlett glared at her, too tired to rail, too tired to upbraid, too tired to enumerate Prissy's offenses--her boastful assumption of experience she didn't possess, her fright, her blundering awkwardness, her utter inefficiency when the emergency was hot, the misplacing of the scissors, the spilling of the basin of water on the bed, the dropping of the new born baby." 

All of which paints an outrageous, incredible, and hilarious picture of what actually transpired.  Melly didn't die and the baby appears healthy, so the end result was a success, but it sounds like it was all touch-and-go doesn't it?  MM isn't really given enough credit for her droll humor, and it's hard not to crack a smile whenever Scarlett suffers a fool, isn't it? Scarlett hates many things, but "blundering," "fright," and "inefficiency" would have to be in the top three of things she actively despises.  Charles Hamilton was described in almost the exact same way as Prissy is in this section, wasn't he?

Anyway, Scarlett eventually comes to her senses and remembers that there is one person left in Atlanta for her to call on: Rhett Butler! She tells Prissy to search for him in the following places in the following order--

  1. The Atlanta Hotel  (Where he lives, apparently.  This is interesting to me now on this re-read because--isn't this the first time that we hear of Rhett living anywhere?  I mean, it's not like his residency is any sort of a secret, but it's pretty interesting that Scarlett has never once mentioned anything about where he lives, isn't it? Again, she knows a lot about him but since she doesn't love him or obsess about him the way she loves and obsesses about Ashley Wilkes. Rhett hardly ever features in Scarlett's internal musings). 
  2. The Decatur Street barrooms (LOL) 
  3. Belle Watling's house (Double LOL!) 
Prissy puts up a fight (of course), but eventually she agrees to run off to find Rhett and "tell him to come quickly and bring his horse and carriage or an ambulance if he can get one." 

And at this point in the novel I had absolutely no idea what to expect.  MM leaves a bunch of unanswered questions and loose threads over the course of these few chapters, and I had absolutely no idea what was going to happen next.  Was Prissy going to be able to find Rhett? And if she did find him (which is absolutely no guarantee considering Atlanta's a big city and the world is ending) would he be drunk? Would he actually agree to come help Scarlett, or was he just as mad at her as she was at him?  And if he did make it to Scarlett in time, would they all be able to leave town before Atlanta burned to the ground?  What about Melly? She's just had a baby and...surely it wouldn't be safe for her to go back to Tara in a wagon after everything she'd just experienced?